Pure Translation (Human-to-Human).
THE SITUATION:
Kaiwords Translation Agency possess something rare and valuable: Genuine, Artisanal, Bio-Degradable Marketing Text on different websites.
This text was written by actual human beings with pulses, anxieties, and souls. It contains nuance, cultural references, and jokes that actually make sense.
THE DANGER:
We are terrified that if we hire the wrong person, they will feed our beautiful, free-range text into the “Great Statistical Sausage Grinder” (ChatGPT, DeepL, Gemini, etc.) and hand us back a plate of lukewarm Digital Slop.
We do not want our “spicy” text translated into “mild mayonnaise.” We do not want our unique voice leveled out by the “Regression to the Mean.”
WHO WE ARE LOOKING FOR:
– We are seeking a Purist Translator / Linguistic Luddite.
– You are “Anti-AI-Tool”: When we say “CAT Tool,” you think of a literal cat sitting on a dictionary, not a plugin that auto-completes your sentences with hallucinations.
– You have a nose for “Bot-Stench”: You understand that if you translate a human idiom into the literal equivalent because an LLM told you to, you have failed your ancestors.
YOUR MISSION:
Take our beautiful source text and move it into the target language without letting it touch the Silicon Valley Synonym Scrambler.
– If the source text is angry, the translation should sound angry and not “diplomatically concerned.”
– If the source text is weird, the translation should be weird and not “statistically probable.”
WARNING SIGNS THAT YOU ARE NOT FOR US:
– If your translation contains the word “delve” more than zero times.
– If you think “hallucination” is just a fun party trick.
– If you charge 0.001 cents per word because you are secretly three raccoons in a trench coat using Google Translate.
WE ARE LOOKING FORWARD TO HEARING FROM YOU
– If you are available in the next 3 months.
– If you are native in the target language.
– If you are willing to cooperate with a dynamic and continuously growing translation company.
